banding (any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. bands are blocked as a group. if any creatures with banding you control are blocking or being blocked by a creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)
cumulative upkeep 1 (at the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
"I'm always a little leery of anyone who offers to kill other people for free."—Gerrard of the Weatherlight