as buzzing whack-a-doodle enters the battlefield, you and an opponent each secretly choose whack or doodle. then those choices are revealed. if the choices match, buzzing whack-a-doodle has that ability. otherwise, it has buzz.
• whack — t: target player loses 2 life.
• doodle — t: you gain 3 life.
• buzz — 2, t: draw a card.